I lived a quiet couple of years then I was approached to star in TV programme "Keith Lemons One Night Stands" to help folk who couldn't get a bird. As due to my success I had loads of birds looking to be Mrs Lemon so I was more than an expert in the field. My date on the show was Tess Daly and for all my efforts I didn't manage to have her. I'm sure she was a lesbican.
Despite my failings on that show I managed other guest appearances on the Bo Selecta shows which gave me a opportunity to bring my Securipole product to the U S of A. I teamed up with Fabio and had great time. If you look at my videos you will see the advert we made.
I have now filmed my own TV show Keith Lemons very Brilliant World Tour which is available on dvd now. I also plan to release my autobiography "Everyone wants a slice of Lemon" real soon.
Celebrity Juice is Keith's panel show where along with regulars Holly Willoughby, Fearne Cotton and Rufus Hound the teams answer questions in the loosest sense of the Word. It's a massive hit for ITV2 and for Keith Lemon, now on series 4 it looks set to continue for many more!
"Don't forget, if you don't make an entrance you won't get in!"